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meladoodle:

bewbin:

meladoodle:

i could eat a whole avocado right now

avocadon’t

avocago away

noshirtnoblouse:

i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back 

jadeita:

my drunken father came home, pointed at my socks and said ‘what the fuck are those’

dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

hahafunnylol:

It’s the little things that make me appreciate my friends the most.

hahafunnylol:

It’s the little things that make me appreciate my friends the most.

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.
HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.

HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

unamusedblogger:

whenever i post a text post on tumblr

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bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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cllefairy:

4gifs:

Platypus playtime

YES

cllefairy:

4gifs:

Platypus playtime

YES

magicmazzic:

If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.